30 Reasons To Never Visit Australia

Have you considered all these 30 reasons to never visit Australia?

We spent two years exploring the land down under, but no one ever told us how it’s going to be before the big move.

We had to learn everything the tough way and therefore decided to warn you before you make the same mistake as us.

When thinking of Australia all you can see is beautiful sandy beaches, tanned people and relaxed outdoor life, right?

You can’t be more wrong!

Australia is home to some of the most dangerous animals and poisonous insects on the planet.

While it may not be enough to discourage you from visiting or living there, you definitely should be aware of what you’re up against and prepare for the worst.

But on a more serious not read this if you are moving to Australia 🙂 

Here are our 30 reasons to never visit Australia:

1. Australia has the highest number of animals that can kill you.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

2. Giant snakes eating crocodile are standard here.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

3. And when they get hungry again, they will come after you.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

4. If this is not scary check out this giant spider not willing to flush down the toilet.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

5. But hey at least koalas are cute and friendly ….

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

6. Or are they? If you haven’t seen a drop bear yet, this is one of them…. Fear the drop bears.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

7. But drop bears aren’t the only dangerous wild animals out there. This is a Dingo after eating a shark!

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

8. And this is a shark trying to catch his prey.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

9. Ok, you might think you will be safe on a standup paddle board right?… Wrong

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

10. And did you realise that this is how everyone swims in Australia?

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

11. At least the beaches are beautiful and perfect for a quiet relaxing day out you would think.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

12. Wrong. This is how they really look like during summer days.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

13. At least your tan will look good, and everyone is going to be jealous back home.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

14. Em, unfortunately, this is going to happen to you first.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

15. So if you are tired of overcrowded beaches and already worked enough on your tan, you can enjoy quiet time having BBQ. Or at least these guys will enjoy it for you.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

16. And if you are wondering what’s the weather going to be like when you arrive… this is your answer.

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

17. Not mentioning this fire tornado.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

18. Yes, it is boiling in the summer.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

19. In fact, it’s that hot that you wish you are somewhere else.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

20. And the below is a fact.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

21. Even the drop bears come down from the trees to cool down in your swimming pool.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

22. And if you are excited about spending Christmas in Australia. Here’s how your Xmas tree is going to look like.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

23. This is Santa, more reasons to never visit Australia

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

24. And yes, you will have one of these sent to your friends too.

 

Reasons to visit Australia.

25.  This picture is on every single website promoting Australia.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

26. But don’t be fulled by this image. Kangaroos aren’t friendly and small, in fact, they are giant.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

27. Waiting to attack you.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

28. But fear no more, we have you covered in our guide 101 Things We Wish Had Known Before Moving To Australia.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

29. Just arrived and looking for the best exchange rates? Read our popular Complete Guide To International Money Transfer Companies.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia.

 

30. Planning to travel the East Coast of Australia? We got you covered here: How To Travel The East Coast Of Australia In 10 Easy Steps(What not to miss!).

Or maybe Perth to Melbourne road trip is on your bucket list? Check out our guide here.

 

Reasons to never visit Australia

 

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Enjoy your time down under and watch out for drop bears as they really exist. 🙂

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Sunset Travellers

Steve and Sabina are couple travel bloggers who have been travelling the world for the past 4 years.

Having moved from Ireland -> Australia -> Ireland -> Canada we have had a great few years on working holiday visas in Australia and Canada.

Find us everywhere @SunsetTravellers

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