100+ Wine Captions for Instagram (Funny, Vineyard + Puns)

Some of our favourite travel days have ended with a glass in hand: a wine tour through Canada’s Okanagan Valley, a tasting day out from Lisbon, and long lunches in the Portuguese countryside. Wherever you are pouring, here is a caption to go with it.

Here are over 100 wine captions for Instagram: short ones, funny ones, wine tasting and vineyard captions, wine puns, red, white, rosé and bubbly captions, wine travel captions, plus emojis and hashtags. Please enjoy responsibly.

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Short wine captions
Funny wine captions
Vineyard and wine tasting captions
Wine puns
Red, white, rosé and bubbly captions
Wine travel captions
Wine with friends captions
A wine quote (and a famous misquote)
Wine captions with emojis
Wine hashtags

Short wine captions

Wine o’clock.
Sip, sip, hooray.
Rosé all day.
Pour decisions.
Vino and views.
Wine down.
Cheers to the weekend.
Life is better with wine.
Uncorked.
Sipping slowly.
Grape day.
Wine not?
Raise a glass.
Wine time is fine time.
Corks and laughs.
A glass a day.
Good wine, good times.
Just one more glass.
Vintage vibes.
Glass half full.
Wine and unwind.
Sip into the weekend.

Funny wine captions

I only drink wine on days ending in Y.
My blood type is red wine.
Wine is just fancy grape juice for grown-ups.
Calories from wine don’t count on holiday.
I’m not a wine expert, I just play one on Instagram.
This wine pairs well with no plans.
Running on rosé and good intentions.
Hydration status: wine.
Wine tasting: my favourite form of education.
My diet starts after this bottle.
Swirl, sniff, sip, forget the notes.
Sommelier in training (self-appointed).
Tasting notes: delicious.
I came for the views, stayed for the tasting flight.
Wine first, decisions later.

Vineyard and wine tasting captions

Our favourite was a wine tour through the Okanagan Valley on our Canadian Rockies road trip.

Rows of vines and blue skies.
Vineyard views, glass in hand.
Tasting room tales.
Swirl, sniff, sip.
Harvest season in the vines.
Lost in the vineyard.
Grape expectations.
From vine to wine.
Cellar door days.
Wine tasting with a view.
Vineyard sunsets.
Sun-soaked grapes and good company.
Barrel rooms and good stories.
Picnic in the vineyard.

Wine puns

Wine-derful.
You had me at merlot.
Rosé-colored glasses.
Sip happens.
Let’s get this pinot on the road.
I’m feeling grape.
Pinot-ly the best day.
Prosecc-oh yes.
Not to wine, but I need a holiday.
Bubbly problems (the good kind).

Red, white, rosé and bubbly captions

Red wine, red lips, red sunset.
Crisp whites and sunny nights.
Pink drinks and good thinks.
Pop the bubbly.
Bubbles make everything better.
A glass of red and a good book.
Chilled white on a hot day.
Rosé, the official colour of summer.
Port by the river.
Vinho verde and sea views.

Wine travel captions

In Portugal, try a wine tour from Lisbon; in Australia, the wineries of Margaret River are a highlight of our Perth to Melbourne road trip. Anywhere else, browse wine tastings worldwide.

Wine country road trip.
Tasting my way around the world.
Every region, a new glass.
Wine regions are the best regions.
Passport stamps and wine stains.
Travel, taste, repeat.
Okanagan sunshine in a glass.
Port wine in Porto, obviously.
Margaret River state of mind.
Douro Valley dreaming.
Vineyard hopping by bike.
A glass of local wine in every new town.

Wine with friends captions

For trips with the girls, see our girls trip captions.

Wine and besties.
Friends who sip together, stick together.
Cheers to good friends and better wine.
Wine night with the crew.
Uncorking memories with my favourite people.
The best conversations start with wine.
Pour one for the squad.
Wine, cheese and friends who please.
Long lunch, longer conversations.
Clinking glasses, making memories.

A wine quote (and a famous misquote)

You will see “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy” credited to Benjamin Franklin all over Instagram. He never quite said it. In a 1779 letter to the Abbé Morellet, Franklin was actually writing about rain: